James knows nothing about football. When he's ask about defence he starts mumbling about an independent nuclear deterrent. His top 10 hates include people wearing football shirts and he detests anything about the game, so he's got as much chance of winning the league as Boris does of becoming London Mayor.
As he does not know which teams are in the Premiership or who plays where, his only prediction for this season is he will get bad hay fever.
The biggest threat are the IT geeks who could pick up on the fact a majority of office bandwidth is being used to research football statistics and not sustainability issues.
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