James “The Football Guru” Gray is in this competition for one reason and one reason only: to see someone else finish last. Rather like the Doc, James is able to predict the future with the use of his home made flux capacitor – though he does need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that are needed to make time travel possible; which at times has posed a problem. James is by far the most intelligent participant in this year’s Amazing football prediction game, which makes treating his fellow participants as equals rather challenging. However, such is his competitive nature he rises to this challenge with aplomb and humours his ignorant mongoloid competitors with grace. He expects to walk away with victory with a few weeks to spare and promises to take his victory in the worst possible manner.
James’s prediction for the coming season include Tottenham walking away with the Premiership, Arsene Wenger becoming England manager after McClaren is sacked for failing to qualify for Euro 2008 and Andy Mayes' coming last. Again. He sees his biggest threat from winning the competition as himself – in fact he is his only real competition, though he expects to win that battle too. If James does not win this year's competition (unlikely, I know) it will only go to prove that this whole thing is a game of chance.
James’s message for his fellow participants is “It’s not the winning, it’s the laughing at whoever finishes last that counts”.
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