Alastair Levy's Biog

Alastair was born on a small farm on the Isle of Sheppey and spent his formative years accruing the skills of herding, breeding and slaughter passed on by his ancestors. A brief spell in a young offenders unit for stealing and abusing livestock from a neighbouring farm was followed by a turbulent and short-lived football career playing for Sheerness Athletic u-19s and Queenborough Reserves. Forced into early retirement by a recurring coccyx injury he joined the British Army on a smallholders recruitment scheme and served in Korea, Burma and DRC. On his return to permanent residence in the UK he set up his own small business selling second hand coffins. He currently lives with his partner Jan in a bungalow on the north Kent coast.

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