Monday, 30 July 2007
Great Football Gags Part 1
Saturday, 28 July 2007
Friday, 27 July 2007
Fact!
Manchester United became the first team to have scored 1,000 goals in this league after Cristiano Ronaldo scored, in a 4–1 defeat by Middlesbrough, in the 2005–06 season, having been the first team to have conceded a Premiership goal following the League's inception.
Promoted as "The Greatest Show On Earth", the Premier League is the world's most popular and most watched sporting league, followed worldwide by around half a billion people.
In the People's Republic of China, matches attract television audiences between 100 million and 360 million
Despite being an English competition, no English manager has ever actually won the Premier League.
The highest paid player in the premiership is Wayne Rooney who takes home £9.7m a year (including endorsements). Though based on weekly salary alone, John Terry is the biggest earner. Chelsea pay him £131,000 a week - £6.8m a year.
The top earners by salary alone are:
Premier League's top earners
1 John Terry (Chelsea) £131,000 a week
2= Andriy Shevchenko, Michael Ballack (both Chelsea) £121,000 a week
4 Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) £120,000
5 Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd) £119,000
6= Wayne Rooney (Man Utd), Michael Owen (Newcastle) £110,000
8= Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Rio Ferdinand (Man Utd) £100,000
10= Fernando Torres (Liverpool), Didier Drogba (Chelsea) £90,000.
Wednesday, 25 July 2007
The Greatest Goals of all time
20. Helmut Rahn83 mins, West Germany 3 Hungary 2, World Cup final, July 4, 1954
19. Gerd Muller 106 mins, West Germany 3 England 2, World Cup quarter-final, June 14, 1970
18. George Best84 mins, Manchester United 2 Sheffield United 0, October 2, 1971
17. Roberto Baggio78 mins, Italy 2 Czechoslovakia 0, World Cup first round, June 19, 1990
16. Michael Owen 16 mins, Argentina 2 England 2, World Cup second round, June 30, 1998
15. Esteban Cambiasso31 mins, Argentina 6 Serbia & Montenegro 0, World Cup first round, June 16, 2006
14. Dennis Bergkamp90 mins, Holland 2 Argentina 1, World Cup quarter-final, July 4, 1998
13. Rivaldo 89 mins, Barcelona 3 Valencia 2, Spanish League, June 17, 2000
12. Ryan Giggs109 mins, Manchester United 2 Arsenal 1, FA Cup semi-final, April 14, 1999
11. Ricky Villa76 mins, Tottenham 3 Manchester City 2, FA Cup final, May 14, 1981
10. Lionel Messi 28 mins, Barcelona 5 Getafe 2, Spanish Cup semi-final first leg, Camp Nou, Barcelona, April 19, 2007
9. Diego Maradona 63 mins, Argentina 2 Belgium 0, World Cup semi-final, Azteca stadium, Mexico City, June 25, 1986
8. Ferenc Puskas 22 mins, Hungary 6 England 3, friendly, Wembley, November 25, 1953
7. Carlos Alberto 87 mins, Brazil 4 Italy 1, World Cup final, Azteca stadium, Mexico City, June 21, 1970
6. Archie Gemmill 68 mins, Scotland 3 Holland 2, World Cup first round, San Martin stadium, Mendoza, June 11, 1978
5. Pele 55 mins, Brazil 5 Sweden 2, World Cup final, Rasunda stadium, Stockholm, June 29, 1958
4. Saeed Owairan 5 mins, Saudi Arabia 1 Belgium 0, World Cup first round, RFK stadium, Washington DC, June 29, 1994
3. Zinedine Zidane 44 mins, Real Madrid 2 Bayer Leverkusen 1, Champions League final, Hampden Park, Glasgow, May 15, 2002
2. Marco Van Basten 53 mins, Holland 2 Soviet Union 0, European Championship final, Olympic stadium, Munich, June 25, 1988
1. Diego Maradona 54 mins, Argentina 2 England 1, World Cup quarter-final, Azteca stadium, Mexico City, June 22, 1986
The grandeur of Diego Maradona's second goal against England was almost overshadowed by the furore about the cheating cheek of his first, in one of the most contextually dramatic World Cup ties of all time.
Argentina, inspired by their captain, were favourites to win the trophy and in pursuit of sporting revenge for national humiliation in the Falklands/Malvinas war. Maradona said later: "It was as if we blamed the England players personally for all the suffering of the Argentinian people."
The first half was goalless, then Maradona punched his side ahead with the incompetent compliance of Tunisian referee Ali Bennaceur and his linesman.
Four minutes later Maradona struck again, after a fabulous 10 seconds. Fed by Hector Enrique, Maradona turned through 180 degrees out on the right, on the halfway line, before slipping between Peter Reid and Peter Beardsley.
Next he sped inside centre-back Terry Butcher and fended off a challenge from Terry Fenwick, who had been distracted by the lurking presence of the advancing Jorge Valdano. Maradona slalomed on deep into the penalty box, waited for Peter Shilton to step from his line then dummied left before stepping right to slip the ball past the keeper and over the line just as the recovering Butcher launched another, vain tackle.
England pulled a goal back through Gary Lineker but Argentina hung on to win and proceeded to take the title.
England manager Bobby Robson fumed that Maradona would not have been granted the space in which to score his second goal had he not been "gifted" the first by such inadequate refereeing.
Later Robson acknowledged: "His second was a goal of staggering brilliance. There was no lack of discipline on our part, no errors, just the genius of one player who went through half our team to score. I thought that was the end."
Maradona said: "It was the goal you dream of as a kid. Whenever I see it run again on television I still cannot believe I managed to score it. Actually, five years earlier on a European tour with the national squad, I had set off on a similar raid against England at Wembley. But that time I had sidefooted the ball wide when the goalkeeper came out. Maybe, subconsciously, I remembered that moment and, this time, got it right."
I still maintain it was poor defending. Make your own mind up (sorry everyone):
Messi's interpretation (at no.10) is superior in my England opinion. Freakishly similar to Messi's fellow Argentinian's goal:
Though, for me, nothing beats Carlos Alberto's goal (at no.7) (except a cracker I scored once in mate's back garden 6 years ago in Suffolk).
Full descriptions and videos of the top ten can be found here
How the bookies see it
William Hill's odds on this coming season's top scorers:
Didier Drogba 9/2
Dimitar Berbatov 10/1
Wayne Rooney 11/1
Carlos Tevez 12/1
Andriy Shevchenko 12/1
Michael Owen 14/1
Cristiano Ronaldo 14/1
Benedict Mccarthy 14/1
Fernando Torres 16/1
Robin Van Persie 20/1
Eduardo Da Silva 20/1
Darren Bent 20/1
Andrew Johnson 20/1
Obafemi Martins 25/1
Nicolas Anelka 25/1
Frank Lampard 25/1
Dirk Kuyt 25/1
Robbie Keane 33/1
Mark Viduka 33/1
Emmanuel Adebayor 33/1
Peter Crouch 40/1
Jermain Defoe 40/1
David Nugent 40/1
Claudio Pizarro 40/1
Aiyegbeni Yakubu 40/1
Leroy Lita 50/1
Kevin Doyle 50/1
John Carew 50/1
Dean Ashton 50/1
Craig Bellamy 50/1
Steven Gerrard 66/1
Salomon Kalou 66/1
Ryan Babel 66/1
Rolando Bianchi 66/1
Andriy Voronin 66/1
Robert Earnshaw 80/1
Michael Chopra 80/1
Dave Kitson 80/1
Diomansy Kamara 100/1
Marlon Harewood 125/1
David Healy 125/1
Tuesday, 24 July 2007
Theo Walcott
Monday, 23 July 2007
Classic Commentary
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JIMMY HILL: 'Don't sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think
TERRY VENABLES: 'I think it's fifty - fifty'
'Once Tony Daley opens his legs, you've got a problem.' - HOWARD WILKINSON
'I think that
'Well, I've seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!' - ALAN MULLERY
'I'd say he's the best in
'If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.' - TERRY VENABLES
'If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I'm sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.' - DAVID PLEAT
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'The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes.' - STEVE COPPELL
'Korsten is making a meal of it...er...that's clearly a penalty, yes.' - TREVOR FRANCIS
'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...
'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.' – RADIO 5 LIVE
'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.' - JOHN GREIG
'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' – DAVID ACFIELD
'Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.' - GRAHAM LEGGATT
'...and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here' - MARTIN TYLER
'And for those of you watching without television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2' - DAVID COLEMAN
'The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.' - ALAN HANSEN
'It's just like they always say - too much too late' - TERRY BUTCHER
'Tempo, now there's a big word' - BARRY VENISON
'The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to
'Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu' - BOBBY ROBSON
'Michael Owen is not a diver. He knows when to dive, and when not to' - STEVE HODGE
'It's what I call one of those 'indefensible ones' - you can't defend against them' - ANDY GRAY
But the Americans always do it best –
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." JOE THEISMANN
Fact
- £3.75 million in June 1993 (Roy Keane, Nottingham Forest to Manchester United)
- £5 million in July 1994 (Chris Sutton, Norwich City to Blackburn Rovers)
- £7 million in January 1995 (Andy Cole, Newcastle United to Manchester United)
- £7.5 million in June 1995 (Dennis Bergkamp, Inter Milan to Arsenal)
- £8.5 million in July 1995 (Stan Collymore, Nottingham Forest to Liverpool)
- £15 million in July 1996 (Alan Shearer, Blackburn Rovers to Newcastle United)
- £18 million in November 2000 (Rio Ferdinand, West Ham to Leeds Utd)
- £19 million in May 2001 (Ruud van Nistelrooy, PSV Eindhoven to Manchester United)
- £28.1 million in July 2001 (Juan Sebastián Verón, Lazio to Manchester United)
- £29 million in July 2002 (Rio Ferdinand, Leeds Utd to Manchester United)
- £30 million in June 2006 (Andriy Shevchenko, A.C. Milan to Chelsea)
Saturday, 21 July 2007
The Poll Result
£3 - 0 (0%)
£5 - 2 (33%)
£7 - 1 (16%)
£10 - 3 (50%)
Friday, 20 July 2007
Mido leaves Spurs
Tevez - Worth a gamble?
"Manchester United expect the Carlos Tevez saga to be resolved before the transfer window closes on 31 August.
United and West Ham have asked Fifa to settle a dispute over who owns the Argentine striker."
According to the BBC. Will anyone be brave enough to take him on as their striker in TAFPG while he is still at West Ham?
Thursday, 19 July 2007
Iron Mike
Wednesday, 18 July 2007
Alastair Levy's Biog
STRIKERS:
Berbatov & Lita
Tuesday, 17 July 2007
Poll Result & New Poll
The final result in the poll to decide how the prize money should be split was won by the "First, second & third" option with three votes (out of seven).
I would like to shake the hands of the two kahunas with the big conjones who voted for the winner takes all option. Now that is the type of unfounded confidence in ones own ability I like.
The next vote is for how much the entrance money should be. Given that we have a first, second and third place system I will break down the prize money for each option. Note, there are 8 participants in this years competition.
Option One: £3 each
First - £12
Second - £8
Third - £4
Option Two: £5 each
First - £20
Second - £13
Third - £7
Option Three: £7 each
First - £28
Second - £18
Third - £10
Option Four: £10 each
First - £40
Second - £25
Third - £15
Vote in the right hand column
Monday, 16 July 2007
James Gray's Biog
James is by far the most intelligent participant in this year’s Amazing football prediction game, which makes treating his fellow participants as equals rather challenging. However, such is his competitive nature he rises to this challenge with aplomb and humours his ignorant mongoloid competitors with grace. He expects to walk away with victory with a few weeks to spare and promises to take his victory in the worst possible manner.
James’s prediction for the coming season include Tottenham walking away with the Premiership, Arsene Wenger becoming England manager after McClaren is sacked for failing to qualify for Euro 2008 and Andy Mayes' coming last. Again. He sees his biggest threat from winning the competition as himself – in fact he is his only real competition, though he expects to win that battle too. If James does not win this year's competition (unlikely, I know) it will only go to prove that this whole thing is a game of chance.
James’s message for his fellow participants is “It’s not the winning, it’s the laughing at whoever finishes last that counts”.
Breaking News
Saturday, 14 July 2007
The Strikers
Drogba Chelsea 10
Rooney Man. United 10
Ronaldo Man. United 10
Torres Liverpool 9
Tevez West Ham 9
Kuyt Liverpool 9
Berbatov Tottenham 9
Eduardo Arsenal 9
McCarthy Blackburn 9
Saha Man. United 9
Martins Newcastle 8
Keane Tottenham 8
Owen Newcastle 8
Shevchenko Chelsea 8
Anelka Bolton 8
Johnson Everton 8
Crouch Liverpool 8
Bent D Tottenham 8
Adebayor Arsenal 7
Van Persie Arsenal 7
Babel Liverpool 7
Carew Aston Villa 7
Kalou Chelsea 7
Pizarro Chelsea 7
Voronin Liverpool 7
Yakubu Everton 7
Viduka Newcastle 7
Defoe Tottenham 7
Bellamy West Ham 7
Ashton West Ham 7
Agbonlahor Aston Villa 7
Bianchi Man. City 7
Mwaruwari Portsmouth 7
Helguson Bolton 7
Tuncay Middlesbrough 7
Doyle Reading 6
Young Aston Villa 6
Forsell Birmingham 6
Nonda Blackburn 6
Roberts Blackburn 6
Diouf Bolton 6
Beattie Sheffield Utd. 6
McBride Fulham 6
Vassell Man. City 6
Sibierski Aston Villa 6
Smith Man. United 6
Ameobi Newcastle 6
Nugent Portsmouth 6
Mido Tottenham 6
Rigters Blackburn 6
Davies Bolton 6
Bouazza Fulham 6
Santa Cruz Blackburn 6
Walcott Arsenal 5
Vaughan Everton 5
Kanu Portsmouth 5
Kamara Fulham 5
Mpenza Man. City 5
Samaras Man. City 5
Solskjaer Man. United 5
Aliadiere Middlesbrough 5
Utaka Portsmouth 5
Lita Reading 5
Heskey Wigan 5
Bojinov Man. City 5
Bendtner Arsenal 5
Derbyshire Blackburn 4
McFadden Everton 4
Anichebe Everton 4
Healy Fulham 4
Corradi Man. City 4
Luque Newcastle 4
Lua-Lua Portsmouth 4
Kitson Reading 4
Zamora West Ham 4
Jutkiewicz Everton 4
Maloney Aston Villa 4
Miller Man. City 4
Camara Wigan 4
Moore Aston Villa 3
Jerome Birmingham 3
O'Connor Birmingham 3
Vaz Te Bolton 3
Howard Derby 3
Sinclair Chelsea 3
Earnshaw Derby 3
John Fulham 3
Dickov Man. City 3
Dong Man. United 3
Lee Dong-Gook Middlesbrough 3
Cole Portsmouth 3
Long Reading 3
Murphy Sunderland 3
Connolly Sunderland 3
Chopra Sunderland 3
Harewood West Ham 3
Folan Wigan 3
Mbela Douala Portsmouth 3
Aghahowa Wigan 3
Forssell Birmingham 2
Sahar Chelsea 2
Campbell Birmingham 2
Vine Birmingham 2
Gallagher Blackburn 2
Jeffers Blackburn 2
Harsanyi Bolton 2
Fagan Derby 2
Macken Derby 2
Runstrom Fulham 2
Sturridge Man. City 2
Elliott S Sunderland 1
John Sunderland 1
Stokes Sunderland 1
Cole West Ham 1
Cotterill Wigan 1
How should the prize money be split?
Calling all football gurus
UPDATE: The deadline is now 10th August - same place and time, however
Friday, 13 July 2007
James "Sloth" Edmondson's biog
James knows nothing about football. When he's ask about defence he starts mumbling about an independent nuclear deterrent. His top 10 hates include people wearing football shirts and he detests anything about the game, so he's got as much chance of winning the league as Boris does of becoming London Mayor.
As he does not know which teams are in the Premiership or who plays where, his only prediction for this season is he will get bad hay fever.
The biggest threat are the IT geeks who could pick up on the fact a majority of office bandwidth is being used to research football statistics and not sustainability issues.
The League Table
Pos | Name | Cor Sc | Cor Res | Striker | Str. Cts | Points | TOTAL |
1 | Tim | 29 | 119 | 35 | 17 | 148 | 166 |
2 | James G | 20 | 129 | 30 | 14 | 149 | 165 |
3 | Andrew | 26 | 122 | 30 | 17 | 148 | 161 |
4 | Joel | 26 | 120 | 18 | 19 | 146 | 145 |
5 | John G | 17 | 114 | 26 | 13 | 131 | 144 |
6 | John N | 26 | 118 | 10 | 16 | 144 | 138 |
7 | Alastair | 19 | 114 | 12 | 14 | 133 | 131 |
8 | James E | 13 | 118 | 9 | 18 | 131 | 122 |
Thursday, 12 July 2007
Striker selection and scoring
- Each player must have two strikers at all times
- Strikers will score one point per goal
- Double points will be scored for each hat trick - but only for the goals that make up the hat trick. If a player scores four goals, for example, he scores 6 points for the hat trick goals and a further one point for the fourth goal.
- Selection of the strikers must take place before the start of the season
- Selection of the first striker will be by ballot - the first out the hat will have first pick and so on. The order will then be reversed for selection of the second striker.
- Strikers can only be selected by one participant - e.g. Michael Owen can not be selected by two different participants
- Strikers are given a value at the beginning of the season ranging from one to ten inline with their perceived strengths. These values will not change after the start of the season
- When strikers are chosen, the value of the player will be deducted from the participant's score. Therefore, if a player chooses two players with a value of ten each they will start the season on minus twenty points.
- No transfer of strikers can take place until the participant has a positive points score.
- Strikers can be swapped but the difference in value will be deducted or added to a participant's score
- Participants are free to swap strikers with other participants by negotiation. A participant can add or devalue up to 5 points on the value of their striker.
- Points will be added and deducted from a participant's score total as a result of transfers
- All transfers between two participants must be made public on the website to allow counter offers
- Other transfers must also be publicised but take place on a first come first service basis
- Transfers take 5 days from the moment of them first becoming public to take effect. If a counter offer is made the transfer will still place within the 5 day period.
- Transfers will not be allowed within seven weeks before the end of the season see rule amendment below
- There are two exceptions to rule 15. Firstly, all outstanding transfer will be completed at the 7 week transfer deadline, regardless of whether 5 days have elapsed.
- Secondly, if a player is sold to a club outside the Premier League, you are forced in to a transfer which will take place with immediate effect. This is only likely to occur before the transfer window closes on 31st August. See rule amendment below
- Once an offer has been excepted and made public, participants are tied to the deal. If either party backs out they will deducted a point. The only exception being, the seller can sell to a higher bidder if her receives such an offer.
- Points for goals scored are doubled during the last five weeks. Therefore, each goal is worth two points and a hat trick is worth 12 points. See rule amendment below
The Amazing Football Prediction Game: The Rules
- Predictions will be for all full weekend fixture rounds in the premier league
- If there is a full fixture list mid week, it may also be included
- All predictions for each round must be in before KO of the first game in that round
- Points are scored - One for a correct result, two for a correct score, one per goal per striker. Strikers score double points for a hat trick
- The tie-breaker is greater amount of correct scores, greater amount of correct results, then highest scoring striker, then highest scoring second striker
- See separate rules section for striker scoring and selection
- Any disputes will decided by popular vote - those who are directly affected by the vote are not eligible to vote. In cases where all are affected, all are eligible to vote
- Prize money will be £40 for the winner, £25 for second place and £15 for third place
- The season runs from 12th August 2007 with the final game on New Year's day 2008 (see amendment 2 below)
Amendment 2: - The season runs from 12th August 2007 with the final games on Wednesday 30th January (Tues 4th Sept 2007)